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09-27-2007, 12:55 PM
A Kent man discovered what the stick on the left side of his steering column was for Thursday, shocking many in a city that had never known its purpose.

It's called a "turn signal."

"Well I'll be damned," said Cyril Levelled, a lifelong Dover Park neighborhood resident who was arrested by Kent police who thought the flashing red light on the right, rear side of Levelled’s car was an attempt to pose as a police officer.

Levelled wasn't the only one shocked by the revelation.

"The only flashing lights we thought were allowed in the city are on emergency vehicles going to or from an incident or by our officers activating their lights to go through intersections because they don't want to wait for the light to change," Kent PD spokeswoman Bambi Hall said.

"After we learned that the blinking light is actually called a 'turn signal' and is not only legal but - and this was quite surprising to us - required when operating a motor vehicle, we reduced Mr. Levelled's arrest for impersonating a police officer to a warning for creating a public disturbance," Hall said.

Levelled said he was not upset with police officers who arrested him along Canal Street while he headed to his job as a Kent Office of Motor Vehicles road-test examiner.

"I didn't know what the thing was and neither did anybody where I work," Levelled said. "Most of them thought it was just something to balance the other side of your steering wheel. One guy joked it's where he hangs his drawers after washing 'em."

"I wasn't really looking when I was changing lanes like I always do and I accidentally bumped that stick upward reachin' for my daiquiri," Levelled said. "I have to say, though, I was amazed that a few people seemed to move out of my way without honking at me, givin' me the finger or waving their gun at me. I might use it on my own soon as a kind of warning device that I'm turning or switching lanes. We'll see."

Ellie Zahn-Fields, a mother of two from the Autumn Glenn neighborhood, said she called police on her mobile phone after seeing the blinking light on Levelled's car in front of her.

"I thought his car was gonna explode and I swerved to the right," she said. "I thought it was a bomb. Thank God others were panicking, too, or we all would have hit. I don't know what he was thinking."

Fields said she once tapped the stick on the left side of her steering column while throwing litter out of the driver's side window of her vehicle while driving down East Valley Road and panicked then, too.

"There was a ticking sound and I saw this arrow blinking on my dashboard and I swerved and it stopped," she said. "I took my car in for service, but they couldn't find anything wrong."

Police spokesman Hall said the Cooke administration has embraced the use of this "tool of color" and advised drivers to begin using their "turn sticks" or face ticketing by officers.

"It might make driving in Kent safer and might ease road-rage incidents throughout the city, but the important thing to us is it's a city revenue stream," Cooke said. "For us, learning what those blinking lights are for is like a slot machine in Auburn paying off. You don't even need a meter maid."

Mayor Cooke immediately claimed credit for discovering the "turn stick," referring to it as one of the top achievements of her administration's transportation system improvement program.

NOTE: Should anyone wonder, this is merely an attempt at humor and not intended as a put down for anyone anywhere for any reason, except, of course for the vast number of folks who don’t remember what a “turning stick” is supposed to be used for. . . :rolleyes: